How generous of you. Many guess younger than that. I age well, apparently. [This may be some kind of weird joke on his part. He knows perfectly well many of the reasons that people assume he's a child. And Sharon hasn't even seen one of them.]
Perhaps you can ask Mello if I was ever taken away for maintenance and had my memory wiped of those occasions. In which case, things could be very bad for me with my programmer absent. [Also being a shit.]
It would ironically make all of his frustrations with me his own fault.
[Honestly, he does think Mello projects too much, sees criticism even when it isn't there. So he's responsible for his own feelings. But the fact that he's always performed better than Mello at the House is his own. And he's not sorry about it.]
[And he's entertained enough himself to humour it. He actually hasn't had "vampire" suggested to him before. Then again, he might have had he been on that particular Jaunt. In any event, the second suggestion is more fun to play with.]
And whose friend would I be? [He has no friends. He knows this and is fine with it. Even if he and Mello are making efforts to get along better now, it's certainly not a friendship by any stretch.]
Mello's. You were developed in childhood as a coping mechanism, and though he's tried, he's really never been able to shake you. [ It's more than a little ridiculous, but she's all right with that. ]
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Date: 2016-10-08 01:17 am (UTC)Are you bored, in need of a distraction, or simply curious? [See, he can't even answer like a normal person. He'll get to it, just not immediately.]
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Date: 2016-10-09 04:05 pm (UTC)Twenty years old. We met when I was five.
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Date: 2016-10-30 02:02 am (UTC)[Honestly, he does think Mello projects too much, sees criticism even when it isn't there. So he's responsible for his own feelings. But the fact that he's always performed better than Mello at the House is his own. And he's not sorry about it.]
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Date: 2016-10-31 01:32 am (UTC)[But here's something else . . .] You've also failed to be the first to ask me if I am a ghost.
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Date: 2016-10-31 08:06 pm (UTC)[ She knows he's human, but this is one good way to entertain herself and waste time. ] Oh, no, better yet: imaginary friend.
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